BTS Deciding on 화양연화 tracks

  • ***Intro***

  • Big Hit: ok suga its ur turn show us what u got

  • Suga: *heavy breathing* me??? ok! I'm thinking of going in hard like yo mfuckers whats uppp

  • BH: PERFECT!!!!!!!!

  • Suga: rly

  • BH: yea the first part

  • Suga: 'whats up?'

  • BH: before that

  • Suga: 'yo mfuckers?'

  • BH: before that

  • Suga: ... *heavy breathing*...

  • BH: THAT'S IT

  • ***I NEED U***

  • BTS: ok so since this is the title track and the album is about youth we were thinking a song about inner struggles and turmoil of -

  • Big Hit: LOVE. UNREQUITED LOVE THAT'S RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U

  • BTS: but the theme -

  • BH: WE'LL JUST MAKE AN UNRELATED MV

  • BTS: but we keep singing about -

  • BH: DO IT

  • ***Hold Me Tight***

  • Big Hit: who's writing this

  • V: me

  • BH: ok ur not a minor anymore so write about UNREQUITED LOVE THAT'S RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U

  • V: but i've never even -

  • BH: DOESN'T MATTER. ALSO GIVE ALL THE SINGING PARTS TO JIMIN AND JUNGKOOK

  • V: but it's my -

  • BH: DO IT

  • ***SKIT***

  • Jin, Suga, Rap Mon, J-Hope, Jimin, V: we rly rly want to win

  • Jungkook: ok but where's my money tho

  • ***쩔어 (Sick)***

  • BTS: so for this one -

  • Big Hit: UNREQUITED LOVE THAT'S RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U, GO

  • BTS: *ties BH up, stuffs a sock in his mouth and throws him in a corner*

  • BTS: ok now we can talk

  • Rap Mon: what if we write this fucking musical masterpiece

  • Suga: about how fucking awesome we are

  • BTS: YASSS

  • ARMY: YASSSS

  • Korea: YASSSSSS

  • Planet Earth: YASSSSSSSS

  • BH: *angry muffled mumbling*

  • ***Heungtan Sonyeondan***

  • BTS: let's write a song about how hyped we are like literally go crazy w it

  • V: CAN I GET A RAP PART???

  • BTS: yea why not

  • Jin: me too??

  • BTS: ok

  • V: CAN I GET A SECOND RAP PART??????????

  • J-Hope: no stop stop

  • V: ok ok sorry

  • Suga: put this in too

  • ***Converse High***

  • Rap Mon: can we pls make a song about my fetish

  • Suga: no dude I fucking hate converse I'm not doing that

  • Rap Mon: u can literally say that in the song just pls

  • Suga: oh ok we cool then

  • ***Move***

  • Suga: I'm so happy to never have to see ur faces every second of my life again, only Jin's. He's pretty and barely talks

  • Jin: moving my mouth too much can create wrinkles

  • Rap Mon: I love it too, Jungkook literally worships me

  • Jungkook: yeah bc u saved me from -

  • V, Jimin, J-Hope: WE LOVE BEING IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER!!!1!

  • Jungkook: that

  • Jungkook: I was like 3 blocks away from our dorm yesterday and I kept hearing this obnoxious high-pitched noise that got worse the closer I got. turns out they left their window open

  • BTS: we should totally write a song about this tbh

  • Big Hit: *angry muffled mumbling intensifies*

  • BH: *manages to untie self*

  • ***Outro - Love Is Not Over***

  • BH: OK U FUCKERS WHO'S WRITING THIS ONE

  • Jungkook: me

  • BH: WRITE ABOUT UNREQUITED LOVE THATS RLY UNHEALTHY FOR U

  • Jungkook: but im a minor

  • BH: I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE. ALSO ITS GONNA BE TITLED LOVE IS NOT OVER

  • Jungkook: what does that mean

  • BH: THAT UR GONNA SING ABOUT THE SAME THING FOR THE NEXT 10 ALBUMS IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT

  • BTS: ugh

  • V: can I get more than one line in this song

  • BH: NOPE.

  • V: pls I'm vocal too i wanna sing

  • BH: lmao no

  • ***Bonus - Choosing Album Title***

  • BTS: we chose 화양연화 bc it stands for our blossoming age

  • BTS: lets translate it as 'The Best Moment in Life' internationally

  • Big Hit: lol sure

  • BH: *low-key lets In the Mood For Love happen*

  • BTS:

  • BH: oops

  • ***for the sake of being funny Big Hit is just a strawman character representing their company rather than an actual person

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